LETS BUILD A MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO! LETS BUILD TWO!

 A Ground Zero mosque is just what we need. Right next to the buildings now going up onsite. Why? Bin Laden and his crowd of radical Islamic terrorist lunatics want to attack highly symbolic American targets. What's more symbolic than Ground Zero? They're probably itching to destroy whatever we build there. But if they have to level a mosque to do it? Maybe not.

That's why we also need mosques at the Empire State Building, Hoover Dam and the Statue of Liberty.Let's put laid-off construction workers back to work, building "protective mosques" next to all our national landmarks, from the Liberty Bell to the Hollywood sign. If we build enough mosques, maybe we can shut the terrorists down completely!

Sure, it sounds crazy. But it just might work...