Let Them Bake Cake!

 A new cure for backaches and pinched nerves has been found among massage therapists. All you have to do is bake a cake.

Yes, according to a friend of mine who went into a North Raleigh massage studio complaining of a lower backache, the therapist recommended getting in touch with her feminine side. "You see," the therapist explained, "the right side of your body is your masculine side and the left is more feminine. So if you lower left quadrant of your back is tight and twisted, your body is telling you to balance yourself out. Get in touch with your feminine side." That part was paraphrased, but the next sentence is verbatim:  "Have you considered baking a cake?"

Just think how many thousands of dollars can be saved on therapy and excruciating exercises, and how much yummier life would be if our problems could be solved with cake.

Note: She baked a cake. Her back still hurts. She might feel a little better about life in general with cake on the table, but no FDA approved cake remedy is in sight. Maybe she was supposed to put the cake on her back...