What if your credit card...

...was better dressed than you are? 

Check out the swank and new Roberto Cavalli credit card: 

Doesn’t it just look like it could spend money all on its own?

An all violet and teal/green snakeskin, leathery-looking, MasterCard-spending device with gold accents created by an Italian designer?

This card is T-R-O-U-B-L-E! The shopping fiend who will be toting this card intends to do some serious damage across luxury boutiques everywhere. The sleek, sexy look of the card seems to attempt to single-handedly improve the economy all on its own with vigorous shopping excursions. Shoppers who carry this card will feel obligated to use it...everywhere.

If you get this card – not only will you have to leave all of your bags from new purchases in the trunk of your car. You will need to borrow the car trunks of girlfriends and neighbors in order to avoid mass havoc on your relationship. You will have to sneak in purchases in your massive handbag, and hope the hubby/partner doesn’t notice. You will need to wait at least 2 weeks before donning your new outfit and say with honesty, “New? This? No, it has been in my closet. You just haven’t noticed.” 

When you open your pocketbook with this card and see the flash of violet, you will be FORCED to spend because the card comes with perks, too. Boutique partners that will offer you special deals for spending – more, more, MORE!! I know you hear it calling my name! I think I hear it calling yours, too!! (Because I always like to shop with a friend!!) It...must...stop....Getting...weak...

Alrighty...I will now be visiting Dave Ramsey’s website to ensure I stay far away from this card and get myself some good scolding before any damage is done.