the daily muse

Oops, I Burned the Meatloaf!

­­­­I read about Magic Sheets in Real Simple magazine and thought I’d better stock up, like Elaine did with birth control sponges on Seinfeld. If you burn food in a pan (doesn’t everyone?!), you just add some water to the pan, drop in a Magic Sheet and just like--well, magic--the burned-on crud comes loose with no scrubbing. Also it’s supposedly organic and nontoxic and biodegrades in two days. Amazing. Now if they could just put the person who invented Magic Sheets to work on alterative fuels, birth control for men and a cure for neck wrinkles.

~The Muse