


I am 30 years old, and dealing with what some have nicknamed “grandma swing.” You know, the flabby arm jiggle that happens when I wave at someone across the street or flag down a cab.
It’s hereditary. My mom’s got grandma swing too, even though neither of us are grandmas.
So when a PR friend of mine told me about Slimpressions, I thought, this may actually be an invention I can get behind. It’s like Spanx, but for your arms. (I know! Insane.)

Who is the genius that came up with this?

They even have ones that cut out a spot for your bust, so it does flatten “the girls.” And one that gives you “cleavage control top.” Genius! Why is Oprah not on this yet? Ladies, I rarely hock products on my blog, but can’t resist. You can find them at slimpressions.com.
Two words. You’re welcome!