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Pamela
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I am approximately 35....ok, for sure 35 years old, with two beautiful spawn, ages 3 (drama daughter) and 5 (little tank), and a magnificant husband. I teach high school English, and have supposedly maintained my sanity in the process. I enjoy reading, lots of music, traveling and wine. That sounde...
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My Man Issues

Tuesday, October, 28, 2008
Why, oh why, men, do you insist on driving with no shirt on?! It is 40 degrees outside. NORMAL 40. COLD 40. Why are you naked? It is SO unnecessary. I understand that most of you who do this (or at least the ones I'VE seen) are furry. Am I to equate this fur with the inability to don a shirt? This brings me to the other man issue I have. Mowing your lawn in your boxers or cut off jean shorts. This makes me uncomfortable. VERY uncomfortable. It FORCES me to look at your nipples when I have no desire to do so. Your doctor and wife are the only ones who should be forced to look at your man nipples. Next question: Is there an unseen, secret magnet in your hand that explains the attraction between it and your crotch? I mean, I am STANDING RIGHT THERE!! STOP touching your business in public! Wait a hot minute until you can make it to a quiet place. Somewhere far away from me. Finally, this is an important, and very necessary piece of information/word of wisdom: Trash goes into trash cans. There is a trash receptacle in the corner, the trash is in your hand. Why would you sit it on the counter? Why not walk the 4 inches to the trash can and put it inside? Explain. Take this rant and learn from it, boys. I am here to help make it ALLLLL better....
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krrobi
krrobi
Funny! Recently I saw this
Posted Tue, 10/28/2008 - 10:19
Funny! Recently I saw this young guy standing by his car, and I swear, he changed his running shorts right in front of me (and everybody else on the trail) into his jeans. Yeah, like an idiot, I sat and watched. Talk about NERVE! (him not me!) By the way, love your new photo...you look like a movie star!
MissAttitude
MissAttitude
Who's shirtless in 40 degrees?
Posted Wed, 10/29/2008 - 22:16
I'm afraid to ask who this man without a shirt in 40 degrees was.. hopefully no one you know well;) Most men don't look good shirtless as it is.. though I'm sure they think they do or don't care. As for the hand magnet/crotch situation, I've been wondering it that for so long. I thought maybe married women would have the answer since you live with them.
Stylishly yours,
Miss Attitude
www.missattitude.us
Charlene Ross
Charlene Ross
You are a riot Pamela!
Posted Thu, 10/30/2008 - 22:32
What in the hell part of the country do you live in that men are driving around shirtless? Yeah, unless they have a hairless chest resembling that of a pro-beach volleyball player, I’d prefer not to see it! And I am SOOOO with you on the trash (and dirty cheese knives) left on the counter. What in the hell is that all about?!?