


Y’all have me getting all serious. What it takes to be a parent, politics, life changes, my torrid life. I even have a blog in waiting, but I decided to take a day to be light and fun which, despite what I’ve been putting forth lately, is totally who I am. (skirt!tweeters, can I get an amen?!)
I have a Bravo TV addiction. Even shows I don’t want to get hooked into like Flipping Out about the horrible house flipper with his particular beliefs and totally self-centered perspective pull me in. But, one thing that can suck me in faster than a Dyson on meth is Inside the Actor’s Studio.
If you’ve never seen Inside the Actor’s Stuido, first of all, let me say, OH! MY! GAWD! You’re missing out. Even actors you couldn’t care less about, say the third mobster in the romance comedy of 1974 who was cut from the movie, is riveting when put in the hands of James Lipton. (Hell, he made a dork sitting in a pool interesting for a tv commercial.) So, at the end of the show, he asks every guest a standard list of questions. I forget right now where the questions came from and since my son scared the hell out of me at midnight when I was planning to go to bed and the seeds of illness kept us up another 1 1/2 hours, not one moment of which was spent getting a note to my daughter not to wake up at the crack of dawn, I don’t have the energy to remember or desire to go searching. (It’s eating at me, but I’m denying it...the sooner I can finish, the sooner I can get a nap.)
So, for fun, I thought I’d pop the questions up, answer them for myself, and see if any of you are brave enough to answer back. We’ve got old friends meeting new friends with the whole digizine taking over Lubbock, so it’s a great ice breaker.
Here goes everything!
Enjoy!
Renee
What is your favorite word?
mouth- I love how your mouth has to move to embrace every sound. It’s a beautiful word, say it slowly, deliberately...to your partner or the hot waiter- it’s also a huge turn on!
What is your least favorite word?
Can’t
What turns you on?
Intelligent conversation
What turns you off?
Close-mindedness
What sound do you love?
My daugher laughing
What sound do you hate?
Tires screeching just before impact
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Teacher
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Port-a-potty cleaner
What's your favorite curse word?
Fuck (I sooooooo want to see Cheryl answer this!)
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You wondered, you walked many paths, and they all led to me.
What is your favorite word? Han Shu. (It's Chinese!) What is your least favorite word? Cee You In Why Tee. (Sound it out.) What turns you on? Surfing! What turns you off? Refusal to try to see through anyone's eyes but your own. What sound do you love? My doggie, MuShu's "huffs." What sound do you hate? THE ALARM CLOCK. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? A writer. Ha. What profession would you not like to participate in? The person who artifically inseminates zoo animals. Icky. What's your favorite curse word? Shessie. (Shit in German. LOL.) If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome to heaven. Your endless closet of shoes is to the right. Your husband is there waiting for you. :)