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Dusty Gilbert is an International Studies Graduate from the University of St. Thomas. With professional experience in print publications, the non-profit sector, website development, and the real estate industry, she is currently a writer, a local columnist, Editor of skirt! Houston Online and the...
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What if Eve Didn't Eat the Apple?

Dusty Gilbert

Thursday, October, 9, 2008

Stay away world.... guess what time it is???

Anyways, as I was laying on my couch yesterday moaning and groaning about the earthquakes of pain coming from my belly button... And, I thought to myself, what would the world be like if that damn apple had gone uneaten?

No pain, awesome for sure! But, isn’t the grass always greener on the other side? 

Lets think about it... life with no period.  At the very least, I bet the pregnancy tests would be more than a mortgage.

Eve may have been more of a heroine than originally thought. 

Hmmm... Deep thoughts by a hormonal chick.

lol.

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getaclewis
getaclewis
chomp chomp
Posted Thu, 10/09/2008 - 07:18
Well, as someone who was startled awake this morning for the umpteenth month in a row by a now-erratic period (I mean honestly... whose bleedfest starts after only two weeks after the last one??? ... I thought unreliable cycles were FURTHER apart, not closer?), you are asking the wroooong person the Eve question. I wanna find that apple tree and blow it up. "Trust Life's unfolding..."
krrobi
krrobi
Hey Hormonal Chick, when my
Posted Thu, 10/09/2008 - 11:59
Hey Hormonal Chick, when my contractions were really horrible with my first baby, I screamed, "EVE,I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Honest to gosh. We can blame her for everything!!!!