Me-v-Double scotch

Don't drink and write.

I might be less of a menace if I drink and drive.

I have a tendency to get drunk and write letters to my friends. But, Currently I have no friends.

So, I wrote that last blog Me-v-cops while I was enjoying some scotch and about the part where i talked about my sister, I went from Dr Me, to Mr Dewars.

it's ok, because I would never drink and drive.