I went to the chiropractor.  I love him.  He's so gentl--yet so strong.  He popped this and popped that and then he put the wedges under my hips and left to "set up someone else."  I laid face down on the little table waiting for him to twist my neck like a bottle top. 

I heard the rolling table in the next room start up and then he came back in to see me.  He started to push on my back withhis thumb.  Well, at least I think it was his thumb, I could never know for sure. But what ever it was, it made me happy.  Then he stopped pushing and put a vibrating dildo on my back.  well, it could have been a vibrating dildo, I don't know for sure, I never saw it.  I tried to endure it but it was too much for me and I started to giggle.

"Oh, that....that's gonna make me giggle!" I said and I started giggling face down on thetable withthe wedges under my hips and the dildo vibrating on my back.  How could you not giggle at that?  And when I started to think about the situation, I really started giggling hard and then I yelled, "that tickles!"

And he stopped.  "Alright," he said quietly, "you'll have to have it the old fashioned way," 

and he put his thumb back in my back and rubbed the muscle.  well...I think it was his thumb.

"That stuff always makes me giggle.  When I had a nerve test done and the neurologist was zapping me with electricity, i started laughing then too."

Once he set me up with electrodes onmy neck and one fell off--I tried to replace it and i put it in the wrong place and my mouth kept opening up.  That made me giggle too.  I wasn't going to put it back on,but  the insurance company pays good money for this silliness and well, I should at least get my muscles shocked properly.  I found a spot where it didn't feel like Iwas having a stroke and stuck it to my neck.  He never knew--until I told him what I did.

He whipped the wedges out from under my hips and he adjusted my back, my neck and my shoulders.

Then I turned over and he adjusted my hands, arms, fingers and legs, knees, and feet.

We chatted about guitars and weather and work and kids.

Then he popped my neck back in place and popped my lower back back in place and I paid my co-pay and left.

I love to be adjusted.