Dear Jon and Kate

Dear Jon and Kate (minus the plus eight),
 
I’ve finally had it with you two and I decided to write you a letter to explain myself. Today, I was shopping with my husband at BJ’s and I saw your pictures on the cover of both People and Us magazines. I was appalled!! I don’t care who is fooling around with whom or who did it first. You should both be ashamed of yourselves!!
 
I realize that you probably got involved with the television show with noble gestures at first. You were both overwhelmed emotionally and financially when you went from a family with twins to a family of twins plus sextuplets. That would be a lot of stress for anyone. I’m sure that you both thought, “We’ll do this show for awhile to get us over the hump and then it will be cameras off and hello real world.” Something happened to you along the way.
 
You both seem to have been sucked into the “glamorous” world of television D list stardom. Your he said, she said behavior has finally reached a breaking point. Jon and Kate you need to grow up! Stop this foolishness before any of your children become aware of it!
 
Kate, I believe I read somewhere that you are a nurse. Get a job!! You can probably work two or three shifts a week, make good money and still have time to spend with the kids.
 
Jon, stop hanging out with women that aren’t your wife when she isn’t around. Even if nothing happened it looks bad!!
 
Above all, kick TLC (aka NBC) to the curb and tell them it’s time for lights out! Get the cameras out of your lives. Do it now for the sake of your children.
 
P.S. Get your butts to a marriage counselor now before you do something you will regret.
 
Yours Sincerely,
 
Lostcroc