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After walking an hour on the beach tomorrow, my ankle's going to be swollen. Totally worth it!

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You can't pick your neighbors

If “Dick” had a piano drop on his head, causing major brain damage that turned him into a nice guy, I wouldn’t waste my time with a moment’s remorse for his misfortune. In fact, it would be cause for...

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My brains are on fire

I’ve only known a few vegetarians in my lifetime. These are people who have never opened a box of macaroni and cheese in their lives. They shop in the produce aisles, at roadside stands, and at black...

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Power to the old people

I read an article yesterday in the Huffington Post promoting senior empowerment. The writer argued that we torpedo ourselves by living up to senior stereotypes. She further claimed that self-...

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Just scratching the surface

by ktelega, Tuesday, April 24, 2012, 1 comments

I didn’t think it was a big deal: a couple scratches on my bumper and a barely-visible dent on the rear hatch. Five years ago, I decided I wanted a badass car, so I bought a Jeep that can withstand...

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This is a courtesy notice

by ktelega, Sunday, April 15, 2012, 1 comments

I live in a community, which is to say that my every breath is scrutinized by the HOA police. The homeowners’ association sent us a courtesy notice, indicating that they take offense at the green...

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It's OK ... honestly

by ktelega, Sunday, April 8, 2012, 1 comments

I’m frustrated that people don’t understand and can’t accept me the way I am. I’ve been taking medication for depression and anxiety for over 20 years, but at the end of the day I’m still mentally...

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I left my hero shoes at home

“What the hell is he doing?” my friend asked. I looked at the little black oncoming car driving slowly across the intersection, jumping the median, and cruising into the left turn lane next to me. I...

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Break out the wide-angle lens

Hi, group. My name is Karla and I’m a closet mocker. I started watching a reality show (which will remain nameless) because the average IQ of the contestants was barely above sea slug level. Even...

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How to talk "Grown-Up"

Last night, I decided to surprise my husband for dinner. Let’s see, I could serve him dinner naked, or for once I could fix something he likes and I don’t. We’re trying to save money on heating, so I...

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My life of crime

One of the unsung heroes of the police department is the meter maid. They save the loading zones of the world from the riff-raff who would take advantage of the system. My most recent brush with the...

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Count to 10

So, I’m snuggled into the couch with my dog, watching whatever inane thing happens to be on TV. Normally this causes me to lose consciousness faster than a brick to the skull. Maybe it was because I...

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Out of my mind

Stories are supposed to suspend disbelief. I’ve seen figure skaters leap into the air, twirl around multiple times while filing their tax returns, and stick the landing. (Extra points are awarded for...

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Brains of a turnip

by ktelega, Wednesday, January 25, 2012, 1 comments

I used to get really annoyed at basic math, which is to say that I had all the mathematical genius of a lint ball. I had no interest in calculating the square root of 13 or cross multiplying. Oddly,...

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Great balls of fire

About 7 years ago, I had the opportunity to go to Yellowstone Park. In all our travels through the park, I was on full moose alert. I peered into every marsh we passed, but never saw one. How elusive...

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I'll see you in August

Time once again for my annual lament at the passing of a great American pastime. I’m sad to see the football season winding down to an end for another year. As the Broncos were eliminated last night...

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About Me

Kids: Have grown kid(s)

Political Leaning: Conservative

Name: Karla Telega

Occupation: Writer

Education: BA from University of Washington

Relationship Status: Married

More about Me: I'm a Seattle, WA native, transplanted to Charleston, SC, fascinated by the exotic beauty of my new home. My children are grown, my husband is my best friend, and my dog is a genius. I think the Cincinnati Bengals have stupid looking uniforms.

Favorite Music: Anything by J.S.Bach or Vivaldi
Country (I'm newly converted)

Favorite Books and Writers: Amelia Peabody series by Elizabeth Peters
Foreigner series by Cherryh
Stephanie Plum Series by Janet Evanovich
Erma Bombeck, Mary Janice Davison, Carl Hiaasen

I can't live without: Bread - any kind!

I am most proud of: I have two beautiful and good-hearted daughters.

I am most guilty of: Impulse buying.

Words I live by: God's a lot smarter than I am.

The world would be a better place, if only: nobody had to go to bed hungry.

Interests: I enjoy reading, writing, hiking in the woods with my dog, and cooking up harebrained adventures.

Profession: Writer

Slogan: Why worry about the future? I can't even remember what I ate for lunch.

My Website: http://www.telegatales.com

About Me: I'm a Seattle native transplanted to South Carolina. My kids are grown, my huband is my best friend, and my dog is a genius.

Myspace URL: http://www.myspace.com/ktelega

Blog URL: http://telegatales.com/wordpress