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viewsDonna Simpson, World’s Fattest Woman
By krrobi, Thursday, March 18, 2010, 6 comments~~~~I was going to take a break for blogging, but damn it, how does one rant and rave and scream and become somewhat sane when she is fuming, fuming, fuming? How does one express or articulate the fire which is smoldering inside her tummy?
Here’s the situation, and you know I’m going to tell you strait, Sistahs.
So there’s this chick named Donna Simpson and she weighs about 600 pounds.
Whatever turns your crank, I guess.
Anyhow...
If you know me one iota, you know that I love large, curvy, sexy women. I mean— I get it, I feel it, I live it. And I adore individuals who love themselves just the way God intended them to be, you know?
But it seems to me that Donna Simpson has a few psychological issues to deal with.
She is working as furiously as she can to become larger, plumper, and to make a long story short, to become the world’s fattest woman in the Guinness Book of World Records.
“What’s your ambition, Donna?”
“Oh, my dream is to weigh in at 1000 pounds. I want to be the world’s fattest woman!”
Oh, your mother would be so proud.
Simpson’s daily intake will be about the same as world champion swimmer, Michael Phelps: 12,000 Calories. To obtain this goal, she is now eating massive amounts of sugar and junk food; her grocery bill is a whopping $800.00 per week.
Err; I have an idea, Mrs. Simpson, why don’t you cut down on your ingestion and give some of that money to your local food shelf?
To pay for this hefty chow bill and her over indulgence, she has created a website where men {Wrong Turn-Chain Saw Massacre- Hillbillies} can go watch her eat burgers, butter, grease, and potatoes.
Sounds about as sexy as a snuff film.
Zip up your pants, you filthy pigs. What you’re truly interested in is observing a mentally ill woman commit a slow suicide.
Mrs. Simpson, has anybody told you lately that you are a magnificent role model for your children? I wish I would have thought of that! Boy- oh -boy, let’s shorten mama’s life and leave the kid’s with Mr. Hills Have Eyes.
Hubby, by the way, is delighted by Simpson’s aspirations of obesity.
I’m a real belly man.” He admitted.
Oh, aint that the sweetest thang?
The guy isn’t as dumb as he looks, although he looks pretty dumb.
You see, when Simpson’s arteries close up from all of the whoppers, tacos, pizza, french fries, oil, and lard… he will be waiting. Oh, yeah, honey, he will be waiting like a blood thirsty imbecile for that hefty check, because well, apparently the media and the Guinness Book of World Records is making this woman famous and rich for stuffing her face until she blows up, throws up, or just drops dead.
© 2010 kimsistorobinson
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6 Comments
Totally agree
Stupidest think I've read/heard in a while (her story, not your blog!) Amazing what people will do for their fifteen minutes of fame (in her case, a quick casket)
Wow. Maybe I should, but I
Wow. Maybe I should, but I don't feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for the 250,000 Haitians who are about to try to survive the rainy season. I feel sorry for the girls in the middle east denied schooling. I feel sorry for the 50% of California high school students who do not graduate. I feel sorry for the 5,000 teachers in Los Angeles Unified School District who just got pink-slipped. I'm over stories like this and share your digust, Kim. If this person really believes that this is her purpose on Earth, that's very sad. And the fact that she is being rewarded, rather than saved from herself, is doubly sad and an embarrassing commentary on what we consider newsworthy. She needs help- not two sentences in the Guiness Book of World Records. I'll step off my soapbox now...
What can I say?
I can't imagine what lead that girl to think this was a good idea, although that can be said about other things as well, this story is right in my face right now. I saw a blurb about it on the news yesterday evening. I can't believe that this is news. There are so many other things I would rather hear about, but maybe this "fame" will get her hooked up with someone who can help her.
Dis-gusting!
And sad. But I'm with Jodene...feeling sorry for all the things/people she's feeling sorry for, but not Mrs. Simpson. Well maybe a little bit for being married to such an ass.
Don't stop blogging Kim - we'd miss you too much. Okay, maybe for a teeny tiny little while if you need a break - but make it a quick one!
Whhaaat? Now don't get me
Whhaaat? Now don't get me wrong - I'm all about feeling good no matter how you look, but this is kinda twisted. There's much more to being skinny than bikinis. There's health to consider, right? I guess whatever floats her boat, it's her life. It does make for some interesting viewing. I mean, from the moment you said "go" on this blog, I was hooked. But at the same time, one can't help but feel disgusted. Hopefully she doesn't have any kids, cause you're right...she's setting a horrid example for them. Craziness. What is this world coming to?
You know...
I was thinking a similar thing about our world and the obsession with having 15 seconds/minutes/days of fame, and I actually think the crazy part is that people will hit her blog millions of times to watch her overeat. Really. That's sick. I'd MUCH rather come here and read the intelligent views, rants, raves and humor of you "sistahs" as our Sis Kim calls us. Seriously, Maryanne was talking about the difference between a prostitute and a whore when commenting on the fact that all of Tiger's girlfriends (well, maybe not all) came forth to tell their stories in garish detail. She likened it to, "Here's my vagina, maybe someone will pay me for it." And the world watches and pays! Donna is saying, "Here is my belly, watch me grow it and clog my arteries, etc. simultaneously, and someone will pay me for it."
By the way, are her impending related illnesses covered in any of the health care reforms?
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