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So our trick or treaters came this weekend, Saturday to be exact, and I was kicked off of giving out candy duty because I thought it would be fun to ask the children trivia questions in order to get candy.  No one was impressed.  However, I thought I was a riot.  I was also told that it is inappropriate to be handing out candy whilst drinking a beer.  However, it was an Oktoberfest so I think it is COMPLETELY appropriate. 

I think I've told you about my neighbors before. If not, let me recap for you:

1.  they're assholes.

2.  they had a bunny that they kept in a pen with the fourth side being my fence.  so my dogs chewed through my fence to get to bunny.  and then bunny ended up in my yard.  it could've ended really badly for bunny, because i've seen my dogs rip apart the stuffed bunny in a murderous rage, who knows what they would do with a real bunny.  soon though bunny disapeared. 

3.  they have never spoken to us willingly. 

4. they now have kitty.  a beautiful sweet kitten they replaced bunny with. and at the tender age they got her (probably 10 weeks) they let her whore around our neighborhood, in heat.  poor kitty.  i became friends with kitty, feeing and watering her and petting her.  and when i noticed she was in heat i even did my neighborly duty, and told them she was in heat.  they thanked me by telling someone in town we were awful and it got back to me.  so we're awful apparently.

5. on the 4th of july they throw a huge white trash party and set off fireworks which scares my dogs.  and they're loud.

6.  their teenage daughter runs around our neighbor mostly naked.  i'm not kidding i think she is 13 and she is definitely everything that is wrong with our society wrapped up on one under clothed body. 

7.  i might have called the police on them because i thought that they had an emaciated dog in their back pen (bunny's pen), turns out he was just old. however, if i didn't do something i wouldn't have been able to sleep because i can't take that kind of stuff.  those aspca commercials on tv with sarah mclaughlin, ouch, i cry hysterically if i forget to turn the channel.  it's not good. so in a desperate attempt at self preservation i made the mistake noted above. oopsies.

all of this, we've lived in our house for a year, and this past weekend we caught them raking their leaves onto our lawn while we weren't home.  tricky. 

so my final conclusion is that a. I'm nosey and need to mind my own business- and 2.-they're assholes.

okseeyoulaterbyebyeciao!!!