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Kids: No kids
Political Leaning: Other
Name: Jay Bronte
Occupation: Freelance Writer
Education: Bachelors Degree
Relationship Status: Married
More about Me: I've been a writer (and occasional stand-up comic) for almost thirteen years. I've written everything from jokes to magazine articles to plays to the best damn grocery list you've ever read! I'm also known to perform at comedy clubs from time to time when I feel the written word can't properly convey my sarcasm.
Favorite Music: I love ALL music... truly. I even enjoy the cab drivers often ethnic musical selection when in the back of a NYC Taxi.
Favorite Books and Writers: David Sedars - Me Talk Pretty One Day, Monkey Love - Brenda Scott Royce, Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger, To Have and To Hold - Jane Green, Without Feathers - Woody Allen, The Opposite of Love - Julie Buxbaum and anything Emily Giffin, Dorothy Parker or the Bronte Sisters.
I can't live without: My sense of humor, Starbucks, Blistex Lip Balm, DVR, my mp3 player, friends, family and my exceptionally adorable husband. And let's not forget sun, water and oxygen...
I am most proud of: Always finding a way to laugh even in the worst of times (not at others necessarily... more at myself).
I am most guilty of: Watching Lifetime television movies and making fun of them. My apologies to Patty Duke, Valerie Bertanelli and Meredith Baxter.
Words I live by: Some of my favorites are "Live your life by design. Not by Default." And "There are no ugly women... just lazy ones."
The world would be a better place, if only: People said, "Please", "Thank you", and "You're welcome" more. I also think EVERYONE could use way more sleep! Zzzzzzzzzzz....
Interests: I LOVE the arts: television, movies, plays, musicals, and music. Anything creative, thought provoking and well put together, I'm all over like white on rice (unless it's brown rice... then I'd be all over it like brown on rice).
Profession: Writer/Comic
Slogan: I'm a NYC freelance writer who is working towards getting pregnant while maintaining both my sanity AND sense of humor. Can I pull it off? Frankly, I doubt it. Whether you have ovaries are not, you'll enjoy laughing at life's little realities with me. No really. You'd better laugh. I'm hormonal and I'll cry if you don't.
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