Short, Sweet, and in the Third Person

I'm the girl who's practically dozing off during conversations and taking naps in her car when she doesn't get enough sleep at night.  Those people who say "I only need four hours a night"?  Are you serious?  Give me that gene!

I'm the girl who fantasizes about the touch of the man next to her on the train.

I'm the girl who falls in love several times while watching a comedy show.

I'm the girl who absolutely loves wellness and trying out new, healthier recipes, but continues to eat crap.

I'm the girl who is thinking of forgetting everyone's expectations and following her dreams.

I'm the girl who doesn't have anything more to say and needs to go to sleep.