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About Me
Kids: Have young kid(s)
Political Leaning: Liberal
Name: Brandi Cortes
Occupation: Nanny
Education: College
Relationship Status: Committed Relationship
More about Me: Seriously? If you haven't figured it out by any of the above...you won't get it here either. As you were.
Favorite Music: Ahhhh...music. Don't have a favorite, truly LOVE it all. It's in my blood & I'm not ashamed to push it on others.
Favorite Books and Writers: Books are good. Period.
I can't live without: my kids, my significant other (some of the time), wine, cheese, bread, Starbucks (this is actually a sore spot with me), MUSIC, books (and the real kind, you know, made out of paper?).
I am most proud of: My kids: Josh is 14 and just like his dad (which I DO NOT hold against him, but REALLY hope he'll grow out of. J/K! Mostly.)
Cale is 12 and cracks me up! He's just a funny kid, who knows exactly how & when to make his momma feel love.
Elena is 7 and she's my drama queen. If I ever found out I was having another girl, I might move to China so I could make sure it got "taken care of". Seriously y'all...one of us will NOT survive her teen years.
Ian is 3 and he is the $h!t. He's the perfect blend of all of the older three and my uterus' last big hoorah.
I am most guilty of: Trying too hard to please others. Except for my first ex...it's like my God-given mission to piss him off. It's the only time I truly find joy in disappointing another human being. :)
Words I live by: Please see above.
The world would be a better place, if only: We would all follow my grandfather's advice:
"Do everything you can, for everyone you can, as often as you can, for as long as you can...after that F@#k it!"
Interests: My kids & anything they do: art classes, ballet classes, football, basketball, speech therapy, etc.
Music...Oh. My. God. It's my favorite way to decompress and a HUGE part of our lives. We have a dancer, a singer, a drummer, a pianist and guitarist in our family...it's just good $h!t.
Cooking & drinking--preferably together. Although, never while naked, because EWWWWWW!
Sex. (*sigh*)
Profession: Nanny. Yes, y'all: it's not enough that I'm screwing up my own kids, but I'm determined to drag yours down with us!
Slogan: Every mom is dysfunctional in some way...but it takes a SuperMom to admit it!
My Website: http://dysfunctionalsupermom.blogspot.com/
About Me: I am twice-divorced, mother of four and they are MY LIFE! I'm navigating the waters of teenage boys, dramatic pre-pubescent girls, and speech challenged toddlers. I've been a saint and a sinner; and now, my focus is on finding the balance between the two.
Facebook URL: http://www.facebook.com/BrandiCortes
Blog URL: http://dysfunctionalsupermom.com
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