Cleaning... Cleaning... Cleaning...

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Cleaning... Cleaning... Cleaning...

Yesterday I polled my kids when I was tagged a quiz in FacebookOne answer came up a lot: Cleaning.  In an effort to show you that I'm not a crazy neurotic clean freak (you know, my Mom) I'm going to give you a peek into my son's room on a typical morning.  Now, my kids are animals and can trash a room in under 30 seconds.  Don't believe me?  Look at these pictures (Caution: these can be very upsetting to the neat freak.  You've been warned).

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See that pile of clothes to the left? Those are CLEAN folded clothes that were supposed to have been put away the day before.  You know the drill, "Boys.. here are your lovely fresh clean clothes.  Please put them away now."

"Yes Darling Mother who takes care of us like no other... we will put our clothes away now because we love you and want to show you how much we appreciate all your tireless work."

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This bed was made yesterday.  This bed looks like this everyday.  What kind of nightmares is this kid having that the sheets and blankets have to be redone everyday?

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And this is what you see when you walk into the room.  See that red thing?  Don't have sons in sports? It's a cup. I'm sorry.. but, that's just nasty and I ain't touching it.

So I'm not asking for perfection here but I admit I clean all day everyday.  But, if I didn't--we couldn't make it to the door without tripping which probably a fire hazard.  But I promise that the next time I see their freshly folded laundry on the floor of their closet instead of in their dressers I will not yell, "Get in here you rotten little gremlins..."  I will say, "Dearest children, you must not have had time to put your clothes away... let me get that for you."

Yeah, right.  ;)

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your son is adorable!

I'm a big of a freak - I like to clean. It "makes me feel better." Remember the movie Mommy Dearest? Those wire hangers give me the shivers! :)

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Yes...

While I don't condone child abuse.. she had a point about the wire hangers. ;)

Claudine M. Jalajas
http://cjalajas.blogspot.com/


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;-)

Your style is so refreshing and just continually cracks me up. I'll have to try it sometime, in my relentless quest for Mom o' la Year. "Darling Teen Daughter, I like the way you've decided to redecorate your room. It seems to have an all-round tossed-bluejean theme. Well, and then there's that dirty towels-blouses-underwear-and-strewn-books effect. Charming!" "Trust Life's unfolding..."

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Maybe she's an artist???

And she's got her own style? Like the jeans you pay $150 for that are ripped and faded? I would call pottery barn and tell them to come photograph her room.. could be the next wave!

Claudine M. Jalajas
http://cjalajas.blogspot.com/


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You know after getting my

You know after getting my daughter to read your facebook poll thing - I thought I'd search you out to say I think you may have a cleaning problme - and now you've gone and proved me wrong, with pictures to prove it!!! Did have a giggle about the 'cup' thing - as I only have a daughter so not been involved in any of those things! Em, London

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hehehehe

Glad you see I'm not a clean freak. I have other issues for sure.. but cleaning is not one of them.

My sons saw the blog I wrote. The younger one in the photo above yelled in digust, "my UNDERWEAR are on the INTERNET?!" and my older son (owner of the cup) thought it was great that his messy bed and nasty cup were on the internet. I had hoped it would humiliate them..but, alas... another one of my evil plans have been foiled. Curses!

Claudine M. Jalajas
http://cjalajas.blogspot.com/


 
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