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My butt is like what?

My 5-year-old, A.J., said to me:

“Mom, your butt is like a big knocking ball on a crane.”

And as if that’s not bad enough, he added:

“Boom! Boom! Boom! Knocking into buildings!”

And he had no idea why that bothered me. Trust me, he knows now!
 


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I Got the Moves Like...Mom

Am I a bad mother because I am not up in arms about the M.I.A. “Fingergate” incident that happened during the Super Bowl half time show? There were 10 adults in the room along with at least 8 of the 10 children ranging in age from 6-12 years old. Not one of us caught it (unlike Nipplegate, i.e. Janet Jackson). And frankly if we had, I am not sure that we would have been offended or that it would have shocked our children.


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Stop the Clock

I spent most of this weekend helping Marley clean her room. She’s 11 ½ years old and in theory shouldn’t need help from her mommy when it comes to tidying up, but the mess had become overwhelming. This room was beyond needing a good tidying. This room was a full blown disaster in need of a good mother donning a hazmat suit.


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Crazy College Nights (or how I came to read at open mic night)

The first time I was in college, once we got through the obligatory first semester, we were able to plan it so we didn’t have classes on Friday, leaving us with a lovely three day weekend that started on Thursday night.


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Guiltless Buffalo Wings

Super Bowl Sunday and Buffalo Wings are a match made in heavenBuffalo Wings and Our Waistelines aren’t!  With Super Bowl Sunday coming up I know it’s a day to toss out the guilt and eat all those deliciously caloric foods.  Well, not this year, at least not with this recipe for buffa


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Disgusted!!!

I know we all have heard about the teacher who sexually abused his students and I think it's just disgusting...the worst part about all of this is that the SCHOOL chose to keep it quiet for  a year to help build their case.......EXCUSE ME!!!! If something is going on where you even THINK my child is being sexually abused, you are supposed to tell me! As a parent of a young child who will soon start kindergarten, I am appalled and scared at the same time. This is beyond unacceptable. The school was supposed to investigate right then and there not wait a year to build evidence.


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Super Bowl Cupcakes

Yes, that’s chicken on a cupcake. I know, you’re intrigued now. CupcakeProject.com does all the crazy work leaving you to accept the crazy amounts of praise you’ll get when you bring Buffalo Chicken Cupcakes to the Super Bowl party on Sunday.


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Super Bowl Extravaganza- Long After The Game Fades, The Memory of the Food will Cheerfully Linger On

People eat more food on Super Bowl Sunday than any other big day in the year including Thanskgiving!  So, the big question becomes, “What am I going to make?”  Do I see furrowed brows? Do I hear panic in the air? Hold on…Let’s not go there this year.  There’s two ways to approach this big, showoff celebration. How? Here’s how:

Buffet Plan Number 1 - Super Easy and Delicious


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