the world is not my oyster

The husband may not be thrilled that I am “supposedly” looking for a date on line. Not sure how much happier he will be when he finds out that I am just trying to make a point here about what words one can’t use on a first date with me…if I was going on a first date. I could also say don’t try them out on me at a networking event or on line at the day cleaners, but I am going to pretend to be going on a virtual date and you all are invited. I am hoping the fish will be fresh and the white wine is so dry that it curls my tongue.