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I got fired today.

I've never been fired before, so really I don't know how one is supposed to act in this sort of situation. I mean, the money I made could best have been summed up in "so and so measly dollars" and to be completely honest,  the job wasn't my thing. I'm not saying that because I'm all "I got fired so OF COURSE I hated it." No, I didn't like it it because it was a crappy job. I mean, I got called a liar and received death threats.

So getting canned was a good thing.

But I'm scared, you see that this is a sign of things to come. It's the beginning of February, and February is my Bad Month. Twitter tells me that everyone has a Bad Month, and this is mine. The bad things range in severity from:

I gain 5 pounds <-> my family gets plague <-> my best friend dies <-> my infant daughter has to have brain surgery.

As the years go by, the severity of The Suck has only gotten more dramatic and to be honest, I was kind of hoping that this year, I could maybe medicate myself into a coma from January's end until March 1. But that's kinda not feasible since I do have responsibilities besides sleeping and drooling (sadly).