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Did my blog title reel you in? Are you prepared for a rant about those annoying skinny bitches who seem to rule the world?

Well, sorry. This might be a bit of a rant...but it is by a “Skinny Bitch”.

Ever since M’onique came out with her book, Skinny Bitches Are Evil, I have been questioning this so-called evilness of the Skinny Bitch. I’ll give you the rundown of a Skinny Bitch’s life right now:

Growing up I was a twig. You could see bones on me that you wouldn’t normally see on the average girl. I ate tons of carbs, junk food, soda, and nice large helpings of my mother’s home-cooked dinners. But I never gained a pound. As a matter of fact, I stayed around 95 lbs until I was at least fifteen. After that I bulked up to a whopping 101 lbs. Breasts? Well, those didn’t fully emerge until I was at least 23 and they were not what you would call a ‘handful’. Hate me yet? Why?

Is it because I had a hard time getting boyfriends as a teenager because they were all too busy chasing after curvy girls, who in turn were too busy fretting about their weight to notice how desirable they were? Do you hate me because I can eat “whatever I like” but still have to worry about cholesterol, diabetes, and effects of poor nutrition all around?