I have chronically inflamed eyeballs. It sounds awful but it really doesn’t hurt. It just means that my eyes are tired and dry from wearing contact lenses twelve hours a day for the last ten years. Because of this condition, my optometrist recommen...

I once shared an office with a  woman and was privy to all of her phone conversations with her husband. There was a lot of tension and animosity in their marriage (I was privy to all of those details too) but their conversations were always so c...

If husbands were shoes, I always thought I’d marry a stiletto. A stylish, beautiful stiletto of course, maybe a Manolo Blahnik or a Jimmy Choo. If I didn’t marry a stiletto I’d at least end up with a Prada pump. I imagined Mr. Right weari...