Actual Text Messaging Conversation Between Leonidas and Yours Truly Yesterday: L: I’m going hunting Me: People or animals? L: People. Me: Sweet. Have fun and be safe. L: Always am. Uhhhh, Ehhhh hum. Okay. Iâ€...

Can you tell I've been to the South Carolina coast? I'm throwin' howdy, y'all, and BBQ like nobody's business! Miss me much? Sorry for the absence, but it was MUCH needed, you know what I mean? I'm sure I can't be the only one that gets tired of the ...

So far: 1. The fat rolls right under my ass lump are the color of a Nathan's hotdawg, y'all! (Imagine naked bathing suit against a lobster colored sky. That's me.) The sun is vicious! To make matters worse, Leo's FRONT is torched. Put my back with...