Just in case you were wondering, YES, you CAN vacuum a dog. It just takes some skill. In a moment of ignorance, I thought it would be a fantastic idea to give Freddy and Dora access to my glitter collection in order to made Leonidas a Father’s Day ...

I just put the last box in my car and I will not be returning.  I have quit my job in the public school system. Not ballsy quit, like I don’t have another job waiting, I do. Not quit like I don’t feel bad, and wish that I could put all ...

Freddy, at this moment, you are enjoying your last hours of kindergarten. I, on the other hand, am considering drinking heavily tonight, and maybe well into tomorrow. I’m not sure how it happened, or where I was while you, my serious little th...