Late Night GARDENING ( The all caps is for you, bro. That’s me yelling so’s you know for sure that yes, I’m still doin’ it.) Important note to in regards to gardening: In order to enjoy gardening as I should, it may be necessary to ad...

THE GARDEN REPORT (sorry brother) We are out of the hundreds. It happened so fast! It seems like only two days ago....wait a minute... So we didn't go on a date last night. Whaddya want!? Geez people, we have two kids 5 and under (that sounds l...

From this point on, every reference to the sexperiment will open with “The Garden Report”. This is code for “HEY brother!! HEY! I’m about to talk about sex with my husband and I know that this makes you want to vomit on your dog’s head so y...