Another Case Of Premeditated Weight Gain?

So its that time of year again, where your official office Girls Scout Cookie representative makes it known that the order form is going around.  Since Im not Coo Coo for Coco Puffs but I am for Samoa's how do I dodge this premeditated weight gain? In all sincerity, I can polish off a box of Samoa's in one viewing of  "The Devil Wears Prada".  Even the thought of Samoa's makes me drool....hmmmm cookies.  I mean its very easy to say I will run X amount of miles to prevent the gain but that just like another lame NYE resolution.  Being creative and good old fashioned sticking to my guns is what I need here. To prevent myself from looking like Homer Simpson drooling over a case of Duff beer this year as the GS rep brings me my order to work.  Im creating a plan to not order my fat up front but to wait and do it face to face.  My carrying around a picture of my bathing suits might help or atleast limit the number of boxes I purchase. Its really hard to get away from these cookies because everyone at work buys them and they are all sharing or hoarding boxes at their desks like they really need it more than I do.  Sometimes the hoarders pop out boxes in the middle of July (Prime Swimsuit season) and its not going to fly this year.  Last year we even had a tasting of cookies where we would bring in outside store bought cookies and compare how much they tasted like GS cookies. I mean C'mon...I have to get this under control, Im not going to order any cookies until I pass the girls at the grocery and then and only then will I get 2 boxes of  CrAcK aka Samoa's. 

So here is my oath to reduce the fat intake from GS cookies this year:

On my honor, I will try to reduce the amount of Samoa's and other GS cookies I consume this year by remembering that I dont want to look like a tractor trailor with the WIDE LOAD banner on my BUTT at the beach this year.  (PLEASE FEEL FREE TO RECITE THIS OATH TO YOURSELF IF YOU HAVE A SIMILIAR ADDICTION TO THESE OOOOHHHH SOOOO DELICIOUS COOKIES.)

Stay Strong Ladies!

Sincerely...Cookie Monster's daughter.