Dinosaur Poop and Other Wisdoms

"Mama, we don't eat rocks because they used to be dinosaur poop."

"Mama, Miss Dottie said there's a new rule at school and it means you have to put chocolate hooding in my luch every day.  Ok, Mama?"  (Note: Hooding is Pudding)

"Mama, I can't sleep because I need you to tickle my armpit."

"Mama, I can't sleep because I need to clean the sand out of my belly button."

"Mama, there's no use to cry for the milk spill." (after I spilled my wine)

"Mama, I love our new road, it's so beautiful!" (after our street received fresh tar)

I write these things down.  Whenever I feel sad, for whatever reason, I read them and life is good again.  It's like magic.